Machine Language Gibberish (or Can a Turing Test Differentiate between machines and the mentally ill?)

From time to time, while deleting Spam comments, I come across something so close to approximating human communication but yet get is so fundamentally wrong, a sort of uncanny valley of the written word, that I feel obliged to share it with the world. Today’s gem:

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UPDATE: Today we had this delightful turn of phrase,

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It’s the casual use of unrelated numbers that guarantees the delight in this bogus post. 3994848484 Triangle Rhombus Open-Apple G